It appeared this morning would be just another normal visit to the Waterloo Public Library.
However, I noticed a few of the kids seemed to be infected with some kind of aggressive brain fungus.
After a quick search, I located the source of the infection. The librarians had not cleaned their fish tank in a long time, and mutated slime was growing out of it.
No one needed to panic because I had a plan! A few well-placed bags of flaming destruction [...]