Did I mention my free goodies this year are kazoos?

With a kazoo you can do almost anything!  You can soothe a baby to fall asleep like I did in Clear Lake earlier this morning.

Or, with a kazoo you can calm a furious three-headed dragon!

And what better vampire protection than a kazoo?

When I was in Hampton this afternoon I learned kazoos can even make good defense for a castle!

But I think my favorite way to use a kazoo is to invent [...]