This morning I set sail for story time at the Hamburg Public Library! Three friendly pirate captains taught me some valuable pirate rules.
1. To prevent sea scurvy eat lots of fruit!
2. Anyone identified as a troublemaker must walk the plank!
3. Always be ready for cannon fire!
4. If things get too crazy, don’t be afraid to abandon ship!
Later today, at the Lied Public Library in Essex, I realized I had lost my pirate hat somewhere along [...]