Kazootastic!
Did I mention my free goodies this year are kazoos?
With a kazoo you can do almost anything! You can soothe a baby to fall asleep like I did in Clear Lake earlier this morning.
Or, with a kazoo you can calm a furious three-headed dragon!
And what better vampire protection than a kazoo?
When I was in Hampton this afternoon I learned kazoos can even make good defense for a castle!
But I think my favorite way to use a kazoo is to invent [...]
