It appeared this morning would be just another normal visit to the Waterloo Public Library.


However, I noticed a few of the kids seemed to be infected with some kind of aggressive brain fungus.


After a quick search, I located the source of the infection. The librarians had not cleaned their fish tank in a long time, and mutated slime was growing out of it.


No one needed to panic because I had a plan! A few well-placed bags of flaming destruction eradicated the bio-hazard for good.


As I pulled into the Nashua Public Library, I was greeted by none other than Mister and Miss Squirt.


As you can imagine, with such royalty in attendance, everyone was being screened before entering the library. Apparently, I was such a security risk that I had to be double arm-banded.


Just like in Great Britain, any time the royal family shows up to an event, so do the crowds.


Afterwards, to celebrate the final Friday of the Reading Road Trip, I broke down and accepted a “sometimes snack.” Ice cream never tasted so good!


Dan’s Wise Advice of the Day: Always make sure you are licensed, bonded, and insured before attempting to jump your motorcycle through a burning ring of doom!