This morning, the Kendall Young Public Library in Webster City was invaded by an army of robots that were programmed to look just like me!
I wasn’t sure if the robots were good or evil, so I warned everyone to take shelter wherever they could find it!
I asked some fellow superheroes to help me stop the army of dopplegangers!
We were successful, and now have Dan robot heads for sale. They’re only a dollar a piece!
Dan’s Wise Advice of the Day: Never, under any circumstances, attempt to staple something to a yak!