It appeared this morning would be just another normal visit to the Waterloo Public Library.
However, I noticed a few of the kids seemed to be infected with some kind of aggressive brain fungus.
After a quick search, I located the source of the infection. The librarians had not cleaned their fish tank in a long time, and mutated slime was growing out of it.
No one needed to panic because I had a plan! A few well-placed bags of flaming destruction eradicated the bio-hazard for good.
As I pulled into the Nashua Public Library, I was greeted by none other than Mister and Miss Squirt.
As you can imagine, with such royalty in attendance, everyone was being screened before entering the library. Apparently, I was such a security risk that I had to be double arm-banded.
Just like in Great Britain, any time the royal family shows up to an event, so do the crowds.
Afterwards, to celebrate the final Friday of the Reading Road Trip, I broke down and accepted a “sometimes snack.” Ice cream never tasted so good!
Dan’s Wise Advice of the Day: Always make sure you are licensed, bonded, and insured before attempting to jump your motorcycle through a burning ring of doom!